Hey you, yeah, you, I know you have a question, ask it, I dare you.   For the humor seeking fangirl/boy... or maybe just the humor seeking human.

cyberthug13:

themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 

bruh if u go in my house and start looking around w/o permission i will hang you next to the deer head on the wall

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— 11 hours ago with 60823 notes

snaketeen:

Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

(Source: doglets, via pulcherrimum)

— 11 hours ago with 75303 notes
youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

(via afandomlifeforme)

— 11 hours ago with 52853 notes
annethecatdetective:

vrumblr:

chubbycartwheels:

glam-pire:

kararikue:

You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.

no I did

Now my tumblr is perfect.

Look at how fancy they are.

Oh, I knew it. I’ve always known.

annethecatdetective:

vrumblr:

chubbycartwheels:

glam-pire:

kararikue:

You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.

no I did

Now my tumblr is perfect.

Look at how fancy they are.

Oh, I knew it. I’ve always known.

(Source: blackingzz, via afandomlifeforme)

— 11 hours ago with 73154 notes

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

(Source: officialbabydoll, via afandomlifeforme)

— 11 hours ago with 76048 notes

demon-of-the-crossroads:

hooksjollyroger:

annabellioncourt:


Loophole found. Button pushed.

BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES

*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*

demon-of-the-crossroads:

hooksjollyroger:

annabellioncourt:

Loophole found. Button pushed.

BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES

*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*

(via afandomlifeforme)

— 11 hours ago with 52620 notes
bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

(Source: d-eadrise, via afandomlifeforme)

— 11 hours ago with 36005 notes

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

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— 11 hours ago with 45728 notes

What do you think it is about Loki that people seem to really love more over Thor?

x

(Source: thoriolanus, via twigtalent)

— 11 hours ago with 3786 notes

tomhazeldine:

#my reactions to #tom hiddleston on my dashboard  #tom dancing in korea  #tom

(via clueingforfandoms)

— 11 hours ago with 4043 notes

thatswhenyouseesparks:

Why is it that when a man perfectly portrays a horrible character everyone just praises him for being a great actor but when a woman does the same she herself is called a bitch and harassed for it?

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— 17 hours ago with 610 notes